Alex Wiles of Kannapolis, North Carolina, who is totally not gay, would like you to know that he’s against marriage equality, and he’d like to present the argument for his point of view. That argument is, Alex has a gun, and he can hit a target from ten feet away.
[Edited 1 May and 2 May to replace video that had been taken down.]
Alex and his friend Chase Young do lots of manly stuff like this, just so everybody will know they’re totally not gay. Seriously: totally not gay. Alex’s manly wit and intelligence is inspired by his heroes:
With brains like that, Alex could probably go to work for the National Organization for Marriage, or some other godly, manly, rational organization. He’s got a lot of potential. And he’s definitely not gay. Totally.