No thanks.

I’ve been invited to Thank President Obama for Calling DOMA Unconstitutional.

I would, if he had actually said that, only I’m kind of busy planning a big party to thank the neighborhood juvenile delinquent for only letting the air out of one of my tires.

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One Response to No thanks.

  1. Obama has violated so many values and principles I hold near and dear — in so many areas — that I just don’t feel very grateful to him these days. Some days, I feel a little bit like that turkey they always pardon on Thanksgiving. If it were aware of what had happened, I think it would say something like, “Thanks tons for the “pardon”, but you bastards ate everyone I loved in the world!

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